Give ‘em a book!
A book’s the thing!
It saves the thought
of wondering

if another gift
is right for them.
Will bath oils do?
This novelty game?

A luxury dinner
for two in March?
A new blue scarf
that’s awkward to touch?

An empty box
or this dull curiosity?
A four foot wide
ethnic monstrosity?

No, these can’t do.
The thought’s absurd!
And if that’s what counts
you count too hard.

So, just give ‘em a book.
A books the thing.
It remains the thought
of wandering

a bookshop for you.